It's 1993. I want to learn HTML. What subject do I have the depth of knowledge needed to create a web site and accomplish my goal?
Seven years before Mamma Mia the musical and right after the late 1992 release of ABBA Gold, ABBAnatic: The Alternative ABBA Web Page was first conceived and uploaded to the domain servers at http://www.sirius.com/funnyguy/abbanatic.html. ABBAnatic is an amalgamation of ABBA and fanatic. (ABBAholic was also an option.) Over the next five years, I added many ABBA related sections to the site until I had nothing left to say (or I learned HTML - whichever came first). I still receive email from folks happening upon ABBAnatic now at www.AManAndAMouse.com.
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In recognition of this 20 year milestone, here's a gift for ABBAnatics worldwide: a rip of a two (Licorice Pizza) record set called The ABBA Special. Although the cardboard gatefold cover and the vinyl LPs inside are not dated, it was made after The Visitors (music included) but before Under Attack or The Day Before You Came (not included). The record labels have the recognizable red and green Atlantic imprint.
The ABBA Special
The ABBA Special is an hour and a half edit of solo interviews with Agnetha Faltskog, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Anni-frid Lyngstad and Stig Andersson about their early lives and the beginnings of ABBA. Interspersed amongst the interesting questions (including Björn, do you think ABBA is hip?), a bunch of ABBA hits are played en toto. The interviewer is Bob Hamilton of Radio Report and, at the program's end, he seems to call it The Story Of ABBA although the LP cover and four record labels are stamped The ABBA Special. Either way, if you like ABBA you won't want to miss this ready-for-radio autobiography of their humble beginnings.
Click to download a ZIP that contains 4 MP3 files, one for each LP side. I also included this video of ABBA singing California Here I Come in cowboy/saloon girl drag as a bonus. Let me know if there are issues with the download or the ZIP. Enjoy!
In my never ending search through the cobwebs of the Internets for the lost films of Theda Bara, I found a thread on this horror forum to which was published a recently-discovered three second fragment (saved as an animated GIF) from a 1910 nitrate film called The Vampire. The fragment shows the climactic scene from the film: Margarita Fischer as The Vampire holding a wriggling asp and looking at the dead body of Charles Clary.
The Vampire is not about a vampire; it is about The Vampire - not the Twilight tween but the energy-draining, succubus type first immortalized in 1897 as the male dominating-and-destroying rag and a bone and a hank of hair in Rudyard Kipling's poem The Vampire*. This 1910 film version was produced by the Selig Polyscope Company and was a harbinger of vamps to come - most notably Theda Bara.
Press For The Vampire 1910 Note the production still
Article on Theda from Screenland June 1923 issue
Theda Bara made the vamp her own in Fox Film Corporation's A Fool There Was released in 1915. This film was based on a play by Porter Emerson Browne (which was based on the Kipling poem). Despite being covered from neck to toe in the film, Bara manages to slink her way through oodles of men uttering her most famous line "Kiss me, my Fool!"
Poster image of the 1922 version of A FOOL THERE WAS starring Estelle Taylor
Second only to Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford in popularity during the Word War I period, Bara's vamp was picked apart by critics who proclaimed her the best actress AND the worst. But Bara yearned to play a character that was not a sexual femme fatale. Enter East Lynne.
The Demure Theda
East Lynne (based on a late 19th century novel and play) was filmed in 1916 and is a confusing, melodramatic mash-up of Mrs. Doubtfire and Stella Dallas. It was thought to be a lost film - 80% of Fox's pre-1937 films were destroyed in a fire - but it was found and forgetthetalkies.com posted a copy. You'll see that Theda Bara was not just The Vampire (or as she was sometimes billed Hell’s Handmaiden) - sometimes she was just the heartbroken daughter of a Jewish tailor from Cincinnati who wants to see her children.
It seems that forgetthetalkies.com has removed East Lynne but I downloaded it and will post with a music soundtrack when complete.
Email me for a link to download a digital copy of The Woman With The Hungry Eyes (a documentary about Theda I would not be offering if available commercially), 1916's East Lynne or 1925's The Unchastened Woman, one of Theda's last films. You can watch the complete A Fool There Was at archive.org and clips from Madame Mystery on YouTube. Following is a list of several sites that contain extensive biographical information and pictures of Theda Bara.
* Passages from The Vampire by Rudyard Kipling are used throughout A Fool There Was as intertitles. The poem in its entirety is below.
A fool there was and he made his prayer
(Even as you and I!)
To a rag and a bone and a hank of hair
(We called her the woman who did not care),
But the fool he called her his lady fair
(Even as you and I!)
Oh the years we waste and the tears we waste
And the work of our head and hand,
Belong to the woman who did not know
(And now we know that she never could know)
And did not understand.
A fool there was and his goods he spent
(Even as you and I!)
Honor and faith and a sure intent
But a fool must follow his natural bent
(And it wasn't the least what the lady meant),
(Even as you and I!)
Oh the toil we lost and the spoil we lost
And the excellent things we planned,
Belong to the woman who didn't know why
(And now we know she never knew why)
And did not understand.
The fool we stripped to his foolish hide
(Even as you and I!)
Which she might have seen when she threw him aside --
(But it isn't on record the lady tried)
So some of him lived but the most of him died --
(Even as you and I!)
And it isn't the shame and it isn't the blame
That stings like a white hot brand.
It's coming to know that she never knew why
(Seeing at last she could never know why)
And never could understand.
At 4m10s Cher (as only Cher can) interprets the V-A-M-P Theda Bara
At 8m30s Theda appears in 45 Minutes From Hollywood for a (literal) moment
