John McCan't: Please the Ladies of The View

All dressed chromatically in black and white, three of the ladies were on top of it with Barbara seemingly showing her true colors, Whoopi not showing enough of hers, and joy finally coming into her own - for a few minutes anyway. Sherry didn't say a word until she threw a couple of softballs to Cindy in part 3 while Elizabeth prided herself on her question concerning Roe v. Wade, "No softballs from me." She's quite the journalist.



Someone should have called McCan't out when he touted Palisn't as the most popular governor in America. Is that per capita? I think Arnold Schwarzenegger might have something to say about that statement - at the least.



Cindy-bot joined for part three. She has a good engineer.

The 5 Queens on the N Word

This morning, five queens discussed Jesse Jackson's first-ever use of the N word in private. The world is stunned.

Let's face it, honkies. They can use it if they want. We can't. Ever.

Anyway, this was the scene on live television:

• The Dreadlock Queen uses the N word to get the Blonde Queen to ease up on her desire to force her blonde-non-use of the evil word on everyone.


• The Comedy Queen used it with her family, uses it with her family, and will no doubt continue this trend in the future with her family but she don't want to hear it coming from my mouth.


• If you listen closely, the Beautifully (and I mean that) Preserved Queen errs on the side of blonde fascism. (See first bullet.)


• The Italian Queen ends it all with a crack, adding zero substance to the roundtable.

And it's riveting TV.